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"When we were Kids,

None of our Frnds had a watch.
But they had time!
Now all have Branded watches,
But none of them have Time!!

funny sms in urdu

B0y: Mera dil mobile he or tum uski sim ho.

Girl: 1 bat puchhun?
Boy: Puchho janu.
Girl: tmhara mobile duble sim wala tu nahi he ?
"?" ;-)

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Kya khub kaha hai kisi kehnay

walay ne,,,
"Agar kisi ko kisi se rishta khatam karna hota hai to Woh sab se pehlay zuban ki mithas khatam karta hai...!

funny sms jokes

An unmarried man wrote his status on Facebook as:

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" Want a wife "
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2 girls liked it
And 140 men commented
" Meri le ja " :D

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Apni Umar or Pesey pe Aitebaar Matt krna

Q k
jo Cheez Ginti me aa jye....!!!
Wo Lazmi Khatam Hony Wali hai....!!!

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fivE thinGs yOu can'T recoVer iN liFe..

..Stone afTer throwN..
..Word afteR saiD..
..occAsion aFter missEd..
..Time aftEr goNe..
anD
..trUst afTer losT..

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We take everything for granted.

_ A constantly worried mom
_ A strict dad
_ An annoying bro
_ A rude sis
_ A chipku frnd
_ A demanding wife
_ A complaining husband.
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BUT
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when v lose them then v miss them as.
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_ My caring mom
_ My concerned dad
_ My best bro
_ My l0ving sis
_ My real frnd
_ My wife, My life
_ My hubby, My world
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Dont take them for granted.
Life never gives a second chance...
So just 'love n value them'...:

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Five things you can't recover in life,

Stone after thrown,
word after said,
occasion after missed,
time after gone and
trust after lost...!

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Sultan Mehmood Gaznawi ne apny Gulam Ayaz ko 1 Angoothi di aur kaha ke is per 1 aisa Sentence likho

jis ko main agar Khushi main dekhon to Ghamgeen ho jaon.
Aur agar Gham main dekhon to Khush ho jaon.
Ayaz ne likha ?
''YE WAQAT GUZAR JAYE GA"

religious

Beth kar pani peene k faidy :

1 . Gurde khrab nahi hote.

2 . Ghutne hamesha active rehte hen.

3 . Reehr ki had'di mazboot rehti he.

4 . Dil k waal kabhi band nahi hote.

5 . Brain kamzore nahi hota.

SRF 1 SUN'NAT AD'DA KARNE KA YE DUNIYAWI SILA OR AAKHIRAT KA SILA KITNA HOGA?

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Don't trust too much...

Don't love too much...

Don't hope too much...

Because that too much can hurt u so much...!!!

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"AULAAD K Liye WALDAIN Ka Pygam"

> Jis din Tum Hamain Boorha dekho, Sbar krna aur hamain samjhne ki koshish krna

> Jub Hum koi Baat Bhol jayen to Hum pr Tanz na krna

> Jab Hum Boorhe ho kr Chal na payen to Hamara Sahara Banna

> Jub Hum Beemar ho jayen to hamara khayal rakhna

"plz take care of them."

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After my Death!!

1. YOUR TEARS may flow for me but i won't be able to see,

"CARE for me NOW"

2. YOU may send FLOWERS but i won't be able to smell,

"Send them NOW.."

3. YOU may say words of PRAISE, but I won't be able to hear,

"SAY all NOW.."

4. YOU may FORGIVE all my faults, but I won't be able to thank for ur greatness,

"Plz forgive my faults/mistakes NOW.."

Apreciate evryone before the game is over.

Wish u best in life and hereafter . .

funny sms jokes

An unmarried man wrote his status on Facebook as:

"Wanted Wife"

2 girls liked it!

And 140 man commented

"Meri Leja" :-) :-P :-D

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"Take Some Chances"

~ Always tell the truth!

~ Learn to say 'NO' gently & sometimes firmly when needed!

~ Get to know someone at random!

~ Feel true love!

~ Tell an idiot how he/she hurts you!

~ Scold someone who deserves it!

~ Sit alone, watch the rain & cry if you want to!

~ Laugh till your stomach pains!

~ Give someone a hug when he/she needs it!

~ Don't waste your time in anger or in fighting for something which isn't worth it!

= Be naughty like a child!

Live... Love... Laugh...

& Keep smiling....

Because.......

''YOU LIVE JUST ONCE''

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An amusing statement written on the back side of a rickshaw : -

"Horn ahista bajaen-Qoam so rahi hai"....

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Any how give of answer.

1.Phansi Ka Time Fajar K Bad Or Suraj Nikalne Se Pehle hi Q Fix Kia Gya Hy?

2.Woh Kon Si Cheez Hy Jo Aap K Pas Ho To Nikah Nhi Ho Skta Aur Na Ho To Janaza Nhi Ho Sakta?

3.Agr Larki Ki Lash Milay To Kaisay Pata Chalay ga K Yeh Muslim Hai K Non Muslim?
Plz reply must.