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BBC, while interviewing Nelson Mandela in 1999, had asked him:
What is the difference between a POLITICIAN & a LEADER?"
Mandela said:
A POLITICIAN thinks of the next 'Election' while a LEADER thinks of the next 'Generation.' !!!

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Falak hy hairaan, zameen dang hy..
Mere Watan me ye kesi jang hy?
Hain Mahv-e-hairat yahan k baasi..
Hy kon Haq par, hy kon baaghi ?
Ajeeb Manzar, ajeeb uljhan..
Hy kon Apna, hy kon Dushman ?
Barasti hr su Lahu ki barish..
Hy koi Fitna, ya koi Sazish ?
Kahin Mezail baras rahy hain..
Kahin pe insan bomb bany hain..
Kahin makeen-o-makaan pe hamly..
Kahin hain zidd pr Juloos jalsy..
Badan fiza me bikhar rahe hain..
Palon me kunby ujarr rahe hain..
Ye Aah-o-zaari, ye Sog'wari..
Hr ek chehry pay hy Mout taari..
Luti Muhabbat, luta sakoon hy..
Humare hathon humara khoon hy..
Na aise ghairon ki baat maano!
Khudara Samjho, Khudara jaano,
Ajab tamashy, ajab sitam hy..
Idhar bi hum hain, udhar bi hum hain..
Mere Watan me ye kesi Jang hai...!

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"Bf went 2 his gf home wid flowers 2 propose her
but her dad opend d door.
His face turned red
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"Uncle plz vote for Tehreek.e Insaf! :-P :-D

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Pathan ko msg aya:'Kya aap Imran Khan k saath hain?'
Pathan replied: Nahi main ghar pe ho.
kuch kaam tha kyaa? :)

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Bf went 2 his gf home wid flowers to propose her..
but her mom opened the door, his face turned red
& he said
"Aunty plz vote...for
Tahreek-e-insaaf"!:) :p

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Bf went 2 his gf home wid flowers to propose her.. but her mom opened the door, his face turned red & he said "Aunty plz vote...for Tahreek-e-insaaf"!:)

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Breaking News..
Karachi:
Quaid-e-Azam ka Qabar sy uth kay Pakistan Tehreek-e-Insaf mein shamuliat ka Ealaan...

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Teacher: Dehli me Qutub minar hai.
PATHAN class me so rha tha
Teacher ny usy jagaya or ghusey sy kaha
Btao mainy kia kaha?
PATHAN:
Dubai me kutta bimar hai..:-)

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AaJaaib Ghar..

London ke Aajaaib ghar main ek aisa pajama hai jis par bohat purani poti ke dhabby hain.
Jis par har tarah ka chemical estimal kar ke dekh liya magar woh dhabby khatam nahi horahy..
Kaha yeh jata hai kah yeh woh pajama hai jisey pehan kar.
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Jisey pehan kar
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Altaf bhai karachi se bhage thay.:-D

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"Begum Nusrat Bhutto poore mulk ki Maa thin.."

(REHMAN MALIK)
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."Ek aurat k 17crore bache nahi ho sakte.."
Saala pedaishi jhoota he
(ZULFIQAR MIRZA)

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"Begum Nusrat Bhutto poore mulk ki Maa thin.."

(REHMAN MALIK)
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."Ek aurat k 17crore bache nahi ho sakte.."
Saala pedaishi jhoota he
(ZULFIQAR MIRZA)

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(Dehshat)

1 kisan ny apny khait main putla laganay
ki bajaye "Altaf Bhai" ka photo lga dia
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kawway pichle saal jo gandum le gaye thay,
wo b wapis kr gaye :-)

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Adult sms

Only who r 18+, read this sms
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Plz next election mein vote kisi insaan k bachay ko dena. Thanks:Dp

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(,")//''\\(",) cham )) (( cham LL .!!. cham

8 Aane ki chalia
8 Aane ka pan
Chal mere ghore hindustan
Pakistan me kuch b nhi
Bus me betho to jaga nhi
Ghr jao to bijli nahi
Pene ko saf pani nahi
Khane ko 2 waqt ki roti nhi
Daku Or Doctor me frq nhi
Member hain to degree nai
Dgree he to nokri nhi
Police or chor main farq nai
Corruption k ilawa kuch bhe nahe
SMS KRO TO REPLY NaHI
Mobile to hai but balance nai...

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Kya Aap Janty

hain ?
Woh kon hy ?
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Jo . . .
Namos e RISALAT par gunga ho Jata
hy...
Dr. Afia ki Behurmati par behra ho Jata
hy..
Americi MazaLim par andha ho Jata
hy..
Magar
Asif Zardari ki tauheen par chiLLa uthta hy..
Nahi Janty ? ?
ChaLo choro..
"Burqy men rehny do... Burqa na uthao.":D;-)

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Height of insult for KU Ph.Ds

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Rehman malik :p :D

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When Altaf bhai was a student.....

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Teachers used to bunk the classes..:D

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Lahore mai PTI ka awami tsunami aya, ab tsunami Karachi, Quetta & Peshawer mai ae ga, akri makam Islamabad hoga. Is tsunami mai bhay kar Pakistan ko bachao!

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Imran Khan

Addresses public without a bullet-proof glass on stage at the most dangerous places in Pakistan
Spends a whole night on road with public only to stop the NATO supply with the help of public, The only leader who openly condemns & speaks against DRONE.
The one who is never accused of being involved in corruption scandals!
His actions express his loyalty 2 PAKISTAN give him a chance 4 Better PAKISTAN!!
I will vote for Imran Khan, for the end of this family oriented politics.....!
Will u ?
if yes then fwd this msg.
Together we, youth of pakistan, can change the situation.
We need to step frwd!

politics sms

This is an SMS for Positive change in Pakistan!

Please do not Vote for:
PML-N, PML-Q , PPP, MQM, JUI & ANP in upcoming Elections.
Because they have all been given their chances.
Aazmaye huay ko aazmana bewaqufi hay.
So,
VOTE Only for PTI (PAKISTAN TAHREEK-E-INSAAF)(Imran Khan)
sirf Aik chance tou do.
From:
(All Pakistan Youngsters Association)
Plz give 5 minute to ur country n forward to whole phonebook!!