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Tere Husan Pe Tareefon Bhari kitab Likh Daita...
",D0ST,"
Kash.....?
K Agr T0 zara bhe kh0bsurat h0ta...!!
Hahaha
besti besti, online besti. :-D

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Hum ko Humi
.Se Chura Lo
.Dil Mæ kehin
Tum Chupa Lo
.Hum Akely
Ho Na Jæn
Door Tum Se
.Ho Na Jaæn
Pas
Aao
"RUKO"
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Pehly LUXSe Naha lo.

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" kaju,
"Badaam,
"Pisty,
"Chilghuzy,
"Kishmish,
....ye sub mewy hen to boht achy,
" Lekin...
Aap jesy "Akhrout' ki bat hi kuch aur hai...

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Husband to Wife (in romantic mood)
"My love! Y r u blushing?"
Wife: Sweet Heart, When ur lovely words touch the automatic transfering machine of my priceless heart, its beat suddenly goes as up & down as the prices in stock market & blood speeds up at the rate which is more than inflation rate in Pakistan, causes more production of blood output in the monopolistic firm of my heart. So as the supply of blood increases, my penetrating market of emotions never remains in equilibrium & I blush!
Moral: Never marry an M.B.A girl...
Bcoz SHE will spoil ur Romance;)

funny sms in urdu

1 Rupia 1 Lakh Nahi Hota
Magar Phir B
1 Rupia Lakh Se Nikal Jaye To Wo Bi Lakh Nahi Rehta
Ap lakhon men Wohi 1 Rupia Ho
Samajhy?
Chhillar jese Moo Walay :-D

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3 men died & went to Heaven.
Angel: how many affairs u all had in ur life time?
1st: 40
Angel gave him a cycle.
2nd:10
Gave him a scooty
3rd:I was faithful 2 my wife
Angel Gve him BMW
Aftr s0mtime they all met.
They askd 3rd man: u got BMW & nt lookin hapy?
3rd: Ystrday I saw my wife riding a cycle :(

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Wife saw a sign board:
Shafon suit
Rs 15/
Cotton suit
Rs 8/
Banarsi suit
Rs 10/-
Wife:
Giv me Rs 500 i will Buy 50 suit
Husband: Andhi Dhobi ki Dukan hai:)

funny sms in hindi

Judge:Kya proof hai k tum car speed me nahi chala rahey thay??

Man:Sir,mai apni biwi ko leney sasural jaa raha tha...
Judge: Thats all, case dismissed :-D

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Shadi Me Dulhan Ko

Ghungat Me Q Rakha Jata Hai ??
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Socho,
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Socho,
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Nahi Pata ???
-Take Kisi Ke Muh Se
Ye Na Nikal Jaye Ke:
"Abe Ye To Meri Wali Thi..

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Suppose boyz are genius...

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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahaha
Mujh se toh Nahi ho raha suppose, tm try karo...! :D

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Suppose grlz are genius...!

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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahaha
Mujh se toh Nahi ho raha suppose, tum try karo...! :D

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Dozakh my bht c aurtan hass rhi thi

frishtun ne pucha ye kon hn jo yhan bhi aish kr rhi hn
2nd frishta: school teachrs hn kambakhat kahin b adjust ho jati hain :-)

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*Height of Racism*

"A little white kid goes & stands btwn two black kids & says:
'Look Mommy,
I made an
'Oreö Biscuit! :p

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An unmarried man wrote his status on Facebook as:

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" Want a wife "
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2 girls liked it
And 140 men commented
" Meri le ja " :D

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What is The Minimum Area With

Maximum decoration ..
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THInk...
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GIRL'z FACE..:P:-D;-)B-);-).hahahahaha:-D:-P

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Husband:

tmhari roz roz ki farmaisho se me tang aagya hon isliye khudkushi karne jaraha hon,
wife:
2,3, white suit to dila den
iddat k dinon me kia pehnun gi... ?

funny sms in urdu

Agr apna DIMAGH check krna hy to

COW k samny khary ho jayn
Agr COW Ap k pas ay tu smjh len
K
BHOOSA hy:-)
Or agr chali jaye
tu smjh len
K..
KHALI HAi:-)

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AJ KA TOTKA

Agar ApKo Rona Aa Raha Ho To Ap Aaina Dekh Len..
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AapKi Hansi Chhoot Jaayegi. :-D (",")

funny sms jokes

An unmarried man wrote his status on Facebook as:

"Wanted Wife"

2 girls liked it!

And 140 man commented

"Meri Leja" :-) :-P :-D