sardar and pathan sms

Pathan - main thuje phone kar rha tha par tera mobile number bhul gaya.
Sardar - hatt ! Pagal!
Message kar ke puch leta.
Pathan - Sorry yr dimag me nhi aya;-)

sardar and pathan sms

Pathan Gosht le kr ja rha tha.
Ek cheel aai or jhappatta Mar k Gosht lay gie.
Pathan Hanste huay Bola ja le ja Biryani ka Masala to Mere paAs hai.

politics sms

Pathan ko msg aya:'Kya aap Imran Khan k saath hain?'
Pathan replied: Nahi main ghar pe ho.
kuch kaam tha kyaa? :)

funny sms jokes

Pathan f-16 land kr k bahir nikla or staff se kehne lga:
Yara aj humne india k 2 jahaz or 3 tank tabah krdye hain,
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Staff me se 1 foji bola:
Very gud !
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Bs 1 ghalti hogyi apse
Pathan: Wo kya?
Foji: Ap ne jahaz b India me he land kr dia...!

funny sms in hindi

Pathan:
Yara ye shadi k joray kahan bante hain?
Molvi:
Asmano pe.
Pathan:
YA KHUDAYA
boht bara ghalti ho gya..
Molvi:
Kya hua?
Pathan:
Hm to
Darzi ko dy aya"

funny sms in hindi

Sardar ne bank se loan le kr car li...
Lekin loan wapis na kr ska
Bank walay car le gaye...
Sardar: pehle pata hota to shaadi bhi bank se loan le kr krta. :-/

funny sms jokes

People Spend Alot Of Money Buying Clothes

But D Best Moments Of Life Are Enjoyed Without Clothes
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Is Childhood
What d Hell Were u Thinking :p

funny sms in urdu

Teachr: Wo Kon C Chez Hy Jo Insan Ki izat Ko Mazbuti Se Thamay Rakhti Hai?

Pathan : "Shalwar Ka Nara" (',') <_!!_> _/""\_
Good yar...

funny sms jokes

Grammar Teacher to Pathan:

''sana rozana Larkon se milti hai''
Batao is jumle me SANA kya hai?
Pathan: SANA beghairat hai iske Abba ko batana parega...:>

funny sms in urdu

1 pathan Qasaai ban gya,

Jb wo pehla janwar zibah krne lga to confuse hogya 0r bhool gya k churi phairty huwy kya parhna hy
Thorra sochny k bad !
churi phairty huwy unchi awaz se bola...
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Happy birth day to U...!

funny sms in urdu

Pathan: Mere Dada ne 1857 ki jang mein 8 Dushmanon ki taangein kaat di thin...

Dost: Gardanein q nahin kaaten?
Pathan: Woh koi pehle hi kaat gaya tha:!

funny sms in urdu

Pathan Student:

Miss kya raat ko aap mujhy Call kar rahi thi?
Miss:No
Pathn Studnt:
Kamal hai.
subha mery Mobile py likha tha: MISS Call:

politics sms

1 admi chilla raha tha sadar ,,KUTTA,, hai

Policewale ne 1 thappar lagaya aur bola chal thaanay , President ki insult karta hai

Admi bola main tu USA ke sadar ke liye bola

Policewalay ne 2 thappar aur lagae. Bewaqoof banata hai , kya humain nahin pata k kaunsa President ,,KUTTA.. hai..

funny sms jokes

Reporter pathan se:

platform pr khare sb pathan kese mar gae?

Pathan:

Ek Aelan huwa k Train platform pr aa rahi he!

sb ne jaan bchane k lye patri pr chalaang laga di

Reporter phr Ap kese bch gae?

Pathan:

Me khudkushi k lye patri par leta tha

ye Aelan suna to me platform par ja kr let gaya...?

funny sms in urdu

Custmr.Teri dukan to mitthai ki hai tera dil mitthai khane ko nhi krta?

Sardar: Bohat krta hy mgr abba rus gulay Gin k Jata he is lye sirf choos kr rkh deta ho

religious sms

Only 2% Students Solved This In IBA Exam...

5+3+2= 151022

9+2+4= 183652

8+6+3= 482466

5+4+5= 202541

THEN

7+2+5= ?

Find out the answer if u r genius..

challnge!

sardar and pathan sms

Sardar Went to interview in a Bank

Bank Manager asked the question "What is Cyclone"?

Sardar smiled and Proudly answered,

"Cyclone is a small loan given by a bank to purchase a cycle"

sardar and pathan sms

Pathan ne Wapda office phone kia:

Janb zra light to band krdo. Wapda wala: Q sir?

Pathn:wo yar hmara dimag mein 1 naya gaali aya hy wo dena tha tumko..

sardar and pathan sms

Pssengr: Agr Sb Trains Late Hon To Time Table Ka Kya Faida??

Pathan:

Agr Sb Trains Wqt Pr Hon To Waiting Room Ka Kya Faida..

Oe h0e

pathan ne p0int mara..

religious sms

Differenc Btween

LOVE & FRNDSHP

Balance na hotY hue b kuch b kr k cal krna

is LOVE

&

Balance Hoty hue b 1 msg na krna

is FRNDSHIP.:-P