funny sms in urdu

1 Rupia 1 Lakh Nahi Hota
Magar Phir B
1 Rupia Lakh Se Nikal Jaye To Wo Bi Lakh Nahi Rehta
Ap lakhon men Wohi 1 Rupia Ho
Samajhy?
Chhillar jese Moo Walay :-D