funny sms jokes

Pathan f-16 land kr k bahir nikla or staff se kehne lga:
Yara aj humne india k 2 jahaz or 3 tank tabah krdye hain,
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Staff me se 1 foji bola:
Very gud !
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Bs 1 ghalti hogyi apse
Pathan: Wo kya?
Foji: Ap ne jahaz b India me he land kr dia...!