funny sms in urdu

*2012 mubarik ho*

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Jb Musharaf Pakistan Se Bhag Sakta Hai
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Zardari president ban sakta hai
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Usama ki death Pakistan main Amrican say ho sakti hai
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Peshawar mai 1 Din Phle Chaand Nazr ASkta Hai
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Pakistan Ireland Se Har Sakta Hai
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Pappu Pass ho Sakta Hai
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Munni badnam ho sakti hai
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Sheela jawan ho sakti hai
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Veena india ja sakti hai
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2 nain mast ho sakte hain
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Pepsi 65 rupy ki ho sakti hai
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Koi dekhe na dekhe shabir dekh sakta hai
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Dadi umar ko awaz laga sakti hain
ZUBEIDA appa seri0us h0sakti hain
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To Phir Mai kya
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Apko abi sy 2012 Wish Nai Kar SAKTa???.