A silly tourist asked a boat guy:
do you know Biology, Psychology, Geography, Geology ?
The boat guy said:
NO to all the questions.
The tourist then said:
What the hell you know on the face of this earth ? You will die of illiteracy !!
After a while, the boat started sinking, so the boatman asked the tourist :
Do you know Swimology and Escapology from Crocodilogy ?
The tourist said: NO !!
The boat guy replied:
Well you will Drownology and Crocodilogy will eat your Assology and you will Dieology because of your Badmouthology !!=)):D
