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Mera number Monday se off ho jaye ga because I em leaving for Dubai for 1 year Apni duaon me yaad rakhna

InshaAllah rabta rahe ga
Mera naya number ye hoga
009716302138406
Miss Ü all
frndx...!
Kal raat ye khawab deikh tha :p
Aaj Shayad khawab mai Singapur Jaaon...!