Stupid questions people ask in obvious situations:
1. At market: hey! What r u doing here?
Ans: Dont u know! I sell vegetables here...:->
2. In bus: A heavy lady wearing high heel shoes steps on ur feet: Sorry did that hurt?
Ans :not at all. I'm on local anesthesia. Why dont you try again?:-(
3.When u get woken up at midnight by a phone call:
sorry! Were u sleeping?
Ans: No! I was doing a research whether earth is round or not. You thought I was sleeping? How silly!
4. When you see a friend with evidently short hair: hey have you had a hair cut?
Ans. Nai! Its autumn season and I'm shedding.... :-p
