funny sms jokes

A man dies. In heaven he sees a large Wall full of Clocks. He asks angel,

"What r these for?"

Angel answers,
"These r Lie Clocks,
every person has lie clock! Whenever u lie on earth, clock moves."

The man points towards a clock n asks:
Whose clock is this?
Angel says:
its M. Ali Jinnah's. It never moved, showing that he never told lie.
The man asks:
Where is
Zardari's clock?

Angel replies:
Thats in our office... We use it as TABLE FAN..